Istervan

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The Federation of Istervan
Istervan
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Motto: On Wings of Unity
Anthem: Wings of the Protector
Official

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Land of Hope and Glory
Unofficial/Former

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CapitalRandgriz
Largest Oured
Official languages ?
Ethnic groups (2017) ?
Demonym Istervani, Stervani
Government Federal presidential constitutional republic
 -  President Lorens Foulke
Establishment
 -  Unification Wars 1052-1229 
 -  Empire of Stervania 1229-1797 
 -  Stervani Civil War 1789-1799 
 -  Federation of Istervan 1799-Present 
Area
 -  1,527,222.554 km2
589,664 sq mi
Population
 -  2017 estimate 96,854,916
 -  Density 63.42/km2
164.3/sq mi
GDP (PPP) estimate
 -  Total 4.274$ trillion
 -  Per capita $44,127
HDI (2017)Arrow up.png 0.898
very high
Drives on the left
Calling code +11
Internet TLD .iv

Istervan, officially the Federation of Istervan (Istervani: Féderacjion Stervanias), is a federal republic composed of 26 states, several territories, and a federal district. 25 of the 26 states are contiguous and located in eastern [name of continent] on the Stervannic Peninsula. The state of Seikolos is an island located in the [name of bay]. Istervan’s capital is the city of Randgriz; the largest metropolis is Oured.

Various small kingdoms have existed since antiquity within the modern bounds of Istervan. The country itself first became a distinct polity during the 11th century, when the kingdoms of Siedla, Lille, and Oured were joined in political union and proceeded to assimilate the remainder of the peninsula through conquest or diplomacy. This process culminated of the creation of the Stervani Empire, or Stervania, in 1229. During its six centuries of existence, the economic and political power of the Empire grew as it flourished off of Cross-Mazarine trade and assimilated territories both on the continent and abroad.

By the late 18th century, widespread corruption and growing tensions between different regions of the empire culminated in a civil war that lasted for over a decade. This conflict led to the end of the monarchy, great losses in regional and overseas territory, and one of the only documented appearances of the Razgriz. With the conclusion of the conflict in 1799, the peninsula was again united as the Federation of Istervan under the current constitution and republican form of government.


Etymology[edit | edit source]

spaget spaget

History[edit | edit source]

[Intro] "Alright guys, [cough] I'm doing 'Take On Me' now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good." [Verse 1] Minin' away I don't know what to mine I'll mine this anyway In this Minecraft day So beautiful, mine further down What's that I found? [Chorus] Mine diamonds (Take on me) Mine diamonds (Take on me) I'll mine them So far I've got two! [Verse 2] So easy to mine With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels Hopefully they stay In my Minecraft chests So I'm gonna make A lock on it [Chorus] Mine diamonds (Take on me) Mine diamonds (Take on me) I'll mine them So far I've got two! [Bridge] "Ah! [cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough] I'm alright, I'm ready" [Verse 3] All these diamonds Sittin' carefully lay I'm getting worried ("Shut the fucking door!") If they might get stolen From my ender chest Wait, who is that? Holy sheep, it's Notch! [Chorus] Mine diamonds (Take on me) Mine diamonds (Take on me) Now they're safe Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now... Now that they're safe Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Mine diamonds, [heavy breathing] (Take on me) Mine diamonds (Take on me) [Outro] "Uh, Thanks, thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song"

Creation Myth[edit | edit source]

Se no! Demo sonnan ja dame Mou sonnan ja hora Kokoro wa shinka suru yo Motto motto Kotoba ni sureba kiechau kankei nara Kotoba o keseba ii ya tte Omotteta osoreteta Dakedo are? nanka chigau kamo... Senri no michi mo ippo kara! Ishi no you ni katai sonna ishi de Chiri mo tsumoreba Yamato Nadeshiko? 'shi' nuki de iya shinu ki de! Fuwafuwari fuwafuwaru Anata ga namae o yobu Sore dake de Chuu e ukabu Fuwafuwaru fuwafuwari Anata ga waratte iru Sore dake de Egao ni naru Kami-sama arigatou Unmei no itazura demo Meguriaeta koto ga Shiawase na no Demo sonnan ja dame Mou sonnan ja hora Kokoro wa shinka suru yo Motto motto Sou sonnan ja ya da Nee sonnan ja mada Watashi no koto mitete ne Zutto zutto Watashi no naka no anata hodo Anata no naka no watashi no sonzai wa Madamada ookikunai koto mo Wakatteru keredo Ima kono onaji shunkan Kyouyuu shiteru jikkan Chiri mo tsumoreba Yamato Nadeshiko! Ryakushite? chiri-tsumo Yamato Nadeko! Kurakurari kurakuraru Anata o miagetara Sore dake de Mabushisugite Kurakuraru kurakurari Anata o omotte iru Sore dake de Tokete shimau Kami-sama arigatou Unmei no itazura demo Meguriaeta koto ga Shiawase na no KO I SU RU KI SE TSU WA YO KU BA RI Circulation KO I SU RU KI MO CHI WA YO KU BA RI Circulation KO I SU RU HI TO MI WA YO KU BA RI Circulation KO I SU RU O TO ME WA YO KU BA RI Circulation Fuwafuwari fuwafuwaru Anata ga namae o yobu Sore dake de Chuu e ukabu Fuwafuwaru fuwafuwari Anata ga waratte iru Sore dake de Egao ni naru Kami-sama arigatou Unmei no itazura demo Meguriaeta koto ga Shiawase na no Demo sonnan ja dame Mou sonnan ja hora Kokoro wa shinka suru yo Motto motto Sou sonnan ja ya da Nee sonnan ja mada Watashi no koto mitete ne Zutto zutto

Pre-Collapse[edit | edit source]

Что ебать ты просто чертовски говорила обо мне, маленькая сука? Я тебе зкажу, я закончил вершину моего класса в ВДВ, и я принимал участие в многочисленных секретных рейдов на Аль-Каидой, и у меня есть более 300 подтвержденных убийств. Я тренировался в парижском войны, и я сверху снайпер в целых российских вооруженных сил. Вы ничто для меня, но только другая цель. Я протрите тебе нахрен с точностью, подобных которым никогда не видели раньше на этой Земле, запомните мои чертовы слова. Вы думаете, что вы можете уйти с того, что дерьмо для меня через Интернет? Подумайте еще раз, ублюдок. Как мы говорим Я контактирую мой секретный сеть шпионов по всей России, и ваш IP-трассируется прямо сейчас, так что вам лучше подготовиться к шторму, козу. Шторм, который стирает жалкий небольшое вещь ты называеш твоя жизнь. Ты находишься чертовски мертвых, малыш. Я могу быть где угодно, в любое время, и я могу убить тебя в более семисот способами, и это только голыми руками. Я не только обучен приемам рукопашного боя, но у меня есть доступ ко всей арсенале Воздушно-десантные войска, и я буду использовать его в полной мере, чтобы вытереть задницу жалкий с лица континента, небольшое дерьма. Если бы только ты мог знать, что нечестивый возмездие ваш маленький "умный" комментарий был готов обрушить тебе, может быть, ты бы провели свой гребаный язык. Но ты не мог, ты не сделал, и теперь ты платишь цену, ты идиот проклятый. Я дерьмо ярость все над тобойи ты тонуть в нем. Ты находишься чертовски мертв, детка.

Post-Collapse[edit | edit source]

[Hook] Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam [Verse 1] Hey you, whatcha gonna do Hey you, whatcha gonna do Hey you, whatcha gonna do Hey you, whatcha gonna do Party people in the house lets go It's your boy "Jay Ski" a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space KABOOM...Jus Work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt no body Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time

Hey DJ, TURN IT UP QCD gon' burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight [Hook] Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... [Bridge] Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... [Verse 2] C'mon it's time to get hype say Whoop (there it is!) C'mon all the fellas say Whoop (there it is!) C'mon one time for the ladies say Whoop (there it is!) Now all the fellas say Whoop (there it is!) C'mon and run, baby run C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you wanna hoop...so shoot, baby shoot

C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam Slam, Bam, Thank you ma'am Get on the floor and jam If you see me on the microphone Girl you got me in a zone (Move) C'mon, C'mon and start the game (Move) Break it down, tell me your name We the team, I'm the coach Let's dance all night from coast to coast Just slide, from left to right Just slide, yourself enlight You see me, drop the bass 3-1-1 all in your face Jam on it, let's have some fun Jam on it, One on One You run the "O" and I run the "D" So C'mon baby just jam for me [Hook] Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright....

[Bridge] Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... [Verse 3] Hey ladies! (Yeah!) Y'all ready to stop? (NO!) Y'all wanna know why? (Why?) Cuz it's a Slam Jam! Fellas! (Yeah) Y'all ready to stop? (NO!) Y'all wanna know why? (Why?) It's time to Slam Jam! [Hook] Everybody get up it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright.... [Bridge] Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam Alright... [Verse 4] C'mon, everybody say "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah" C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say "Hey ey ey O" C'mon, C'mon everybody "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah" Just take the time to say "Hey ey ey O" Check it out, Check it out Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) Nah...y'all ain't ready! Y'all ready for this? (You know it!) C'mon check it out, Y'all ready to jam? (You know it!) Nah...I, I don't think so Y'all ready to jam? (You know it!) C'mon

Geography and climate[edit | edit source]

Skyscrapers in Randgriz, Randgriz Federal District. 
Monte Elemine, the tallest peak in Istervan at 5,302 meters. 
A resort town on the coast of the island state of Comona. 
Part of the Isprime River Delta, the terminus of the largest river system in Istervan. 

The temperate plains and river basins of the southern interior and along the Rewna and Isprime rivers facilitate the cultivation of grains, fruits, tubers, and livestock.


Government and politics[edit | edit source]

Government[edit | edit source]

Istervan is a Federal Presidential Constitutional Republic. The executive, the President, holds a relatively significant amount of authority, and is elected directly in a five-year electoral cycle. The legislative branch is bicameral, with an upper (Senate) and lower (National Assembly) house. The Senate is composed of senators representing each of Istervan's 26 states, with each state being equally represented by three senators. Representatives in the National Assembly are elected by proportional representation. Elections for the legislative branch also occur every five years and are staggered with presidential elections. The Judicial Branch is headed by the Supreme Court of the Federation, which consists of 11 judges appointed by the President or by the Senate.

Politics[edit | edit source]

isti have regular election is very free and nice, yes?

Law enforcement[edit | edit source]

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say, No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip, Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around "He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip "And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip, Big iron on his hip" In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more, One and nineteen more Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around Was an Arizonia ranger, wouldn't be too long in town He was here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead And he said it didn't matter that he was after Texas Red, After Texas Red Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Texas Red But the outlaw didn't worry, men who tried before were dead Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip, Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip, Big iron on his hip Now the morning passed so quickly and it was time for them to meet It was twenty past eleven when they rode out in the street Folks were watchin' from their windows, Every body held their breath, They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death, About to meet his death There was twenty feet between them When they stopped to make their play And the swiftness of the Ranger still talked about today Texas Red had not cleared leather when a bullet fairly ripped And the ranger's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip, Big iron on his hip It was over in a moment and the crowd all gathered 'round There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip, Big iron on his hip Big iron, big iron, Oh he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip, Big iron on his hip

Crime[edit | edit source]

stealing spaget is punishable by winged hussar trample

stealing island is punishable by winged hussar trample

is very just system, yes?

Foreign relations[edit | edit source]

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Military[edit | edit source]

isti heff stronk hussar is very stronk, yes?

Equipment[edit | edit source]

Infantry

  • [MAR-25 Assault Rifle]

Armored Vehicles

Aircraft

Ships

Doctrine[edit | edit source]

Administrative divisions[edit | edit source]

Istervan is divided into of 26 states, several territories, and a federal district. For the most part, the bounds of these states are roughly contiguous with those of the small kingdoms that were absorbed into the Stervani Empire in the 11th and 12th centuries.

Economy[edit | edit source]

isti have many moneys is very stronk, yes?

Demographics[edit | edit source]

isti have many people is very stronk, yes?

Culture[edit | edit source]

isti have many spaget is very delicioso, yes?

Religion[edit | edit source]